27 7 / 2014

Tomatoes really stress me out you guys.

Tomatoes really stress me out you guys.

26 7 / 2014

For all you idiots who didn’t know I’m a model. #taylords

For all you idiots who didn’t know I’m a model. #taylords

26 7 / 2014

Shoutout to everyone in the whole entire world for being totally effing insane.

Shoutout to everyone in the whole entire world for being totally effing insane.

26 7 / 2014

I feel bad for everyone working at TGI Fridays tonight who has to listen to and laugh at dad jokes about it how it’s actually Friday right now. #taylords

I feel bad for everyone working at TGI Fridays tonight who has to listen to and laugh at dad jokes about it how it’s actually Friday right now. #taylords

25 7 / 2014

Ewww that sounds gross! #taylords

Ewww that sounds gross! #taylords

25 7 / 2014

#taylords

#taylords

24 7 / 2014

This was such a great day! “@cumbercollins: #tbt @TaylorComedy” @heidiklum #taylordfart #taylords

This was such a great day! “@cumbercollins: #tbt @TaylorComedy” @heidiklum #taylordfart #taylords

24 7 / 2014

#tbt The time I had coffee with my dear friends @TheRock and @Jilliandeltoro!

#tbt The time I had coffee with my dear friends @TheRock and @Jilliandeltoro!

24 7 / 2014

What an honor! I can’t wait to get peed on by a hobo! “@TheComedyStore: The very talented Rick Freeman is here adding the newest Paid Regulars to the wall!” #taylords

What an honor! I can’t wait to get peed on by a hobo! “@TheComedyStore: The very talented Rick Freeman is here adding the newest Paid Regulars to the wall!” #taylords

24 7 / 2014

Just realized I spend most of my life unfollowing people on Instagram who asked me to follow them & I felt too awkward saying no. #taylords #taylordproblems

Just realized I spend most of my life unfollowing people on Instagram who asked me to follow them & I felt too awkward saying no. #taylords #taylordproblems