Hey Everyone,
So I was Joke of the Week in April’s issue of Time Out NY. This means my joke was the best joke of all the jokes told within the 7 days it was on newsstands even though it’s on newsstands before the date on the cover.
http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/comedy/73700/taylor-williamson-joke-of-the-week
Well they nominated me and 8 others for Joke of the Year. This means my joke I wrote in 2004 will be the best joke ever told in 2009 even though I’m not sure I ever told it in 2009! Who are we kidding, I haven’t written a new joke in 3 years. I have a really good one about my brand new RAZR phone. I’m LOLing just thinking about it!
http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/comedy/81650/joke-of-the-year
But seriously, folks, this could change my life!!! Or do nothing. But seriously, probably the 2nd one. Don’t tell them that I moved back to LA or that I wrote the joke in 2004. Oh and please vote for me! I love you.
Love, (see?)
Taylor