First installment of 2007! Enjoy.
Taylor has at least 4 numbers in his phone of people he doesn’t like, so he knows not to answer when they call. Feel free to get paranoid if you call and you hear half a ring, then it goes straight to voicemail.
Taylor has no allergies, that he knows of. In his free time, he enjoys rubbing cats on his naked body and then running around in a field full of pollen, just to prove this to himself.
Taylor’s heart beats 83 times per minute, according to the heart machine thingy at a shopping mall in San Diego. Is that good?
Taylor recently found out that women that look like men from behind are not flattered when you tap their shoulder and say “excuse me, sir.”
Taylor has been to McDonald’s restaurants in Japan, France, Italy, Mexico, and Canada. If you were ever unsure of if he is the coolest person ever born, I hope this takes care of that doubt.
Taylor is the only male in the world to ever grow up within a mile of a beach, and never attempt to surf. He instead spent his free time mastering Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on Sega Genesis.
Taylor was born on the same day as Courtney Cox and Ice Cube. And he is exactly 2 days younger than Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. That is all he knows about the Olsen twins, or as they prefer to be called by their friends, MK and Ash.
Taylor has never seen a Rocky film, but he has watched Dirty Work starring Norm MacDonald about 20 times.
Taylor was on his 8th grade wrestling team. He was very bad. He regretted spending so much time with his Sega Genesis earlier in life.
Taylor has sensitive skin and cannot shave 2 days in a row. He however has a very soulless personality, and enjoys having people yell angry things into his ears.
When he was a little boy, Taylor loved his bubble gum flavored medicine so much, he would take it, even if he was not sick. Taylor suggests that all children consume medicine when they are not sick, as long as it tastes really good to him/her, even though it is in actuality disgusting.
